To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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