What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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