hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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