I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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