He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
MIDGETS
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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