I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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