What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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