Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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