worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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