Me too!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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