return my video game
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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