That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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