i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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