I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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