I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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