i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Randomize
