At least make sure they are 18
Why
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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