so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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