Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize