Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He has the fingertips of a God
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