Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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