Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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