He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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