awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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