Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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