We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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