I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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