I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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