Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
we're so committed to being not committed
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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