I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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