I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
there is puke in my bra ... again
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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