I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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