the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
