Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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