So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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