I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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