Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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