I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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