i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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