doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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