the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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