I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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