i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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