Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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