quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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