It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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