Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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