The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
