Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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