he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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