..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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