can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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