I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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