im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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