It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
